You would think that my favorite time of the year is the Summer Time because of how all the women of the world come out and present themselves. WRONG!!! My favorite time of the year is the winter time. Why, you ask? Well, I don't like being hot and uncomfortable. Another reason is that I can control the temperature of my body based on the clothing I wear in the cold(t-shirt, long-johns, skull cap,etc.)
An old man came up to me today and said something that tickled me. He said, "Young man, if I was your age, I would be trying to pick up some of these ladies walking around advertising their "good stuff."(good stuff???old school!). I told him, "man, I'm at a age where that stuff doesn't excite me anymore."He screamed, "WHAT!, oh..you got an old lady at home. I can understand that. Just because you got a plate waiting at home, that doesn't mean you can't grab something off the dollar menu while you are out."(hahahahaha, I still think that's funny.)
The old man looked like a dog in heat, literally. Now some of these women throw on practically nothing and walk around the supermarkets, malls, etc just to be seen. These women love it when they hear a man say, "grrrrraaaaaaay day"as they walk pass, but pretend as if they did not hear him. I believe women click on The Weather Channel to see what the temperature is going to be, knowing ahead of time that it's suppose to be hot. They look through their underwear and pick out something that can pass for shorts.lol.
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